Oh my god, I am so nervous. I have to go to the toilet again, but I want to finish my make-up first. I hate weddings, but I like weddings. You know? That stress .. and then my bladder.. uh I am desperate to pee already.

But what is that? I get a phone call and I am told that I don't have to come! I was just out-invited from the wedding, can you believe that? I just did my make-up and made myself sexy for this asshole. Still, I ask him if he wants to come over after that wedding. Can you believe that?! I am so ashamed of myself. What is wrong with this world. I so desperately wanted th...

Oh my god, I am so nervous. I have to go to the toilet again, but I want to finish my make-up first. I hate weddings, but I like weddings. You know? That stress .. and then my bladder.. uh I am desperate to pee already.

But what is that? I get a phone call and I am told that I don't have to come! I was just out-invited from the wedding, can you believe that? I just did my make-up and made myself sexy for this asshole. Still, I ask him if he wants to come over after that wedding. Can you believe that?! I am so ashamed of myself. What is wrong with this world. I so desperately wanted this date, even if it meant going to this wedding.

Now I sit there, dressed-up for nothing. Glass of in my hand, feeling stupid that I actually thought he might like me. For real. I pour the glass of sparkling over my clothes.. but I have to drink some more. I have to laugh about what just happened. Can you believe it?

The irony.. whatever. I'll just drink. I don't care anymore. I have myself, my couch, my sparkling I don't need that guy. Oh I spilled on myself. Oh it's cold. Coooolddddd. And my earring fell off. Good thing I didn't go to that wedding. It doesn't matter anymore. I can take it all off now. I am not going. But I don't care about that stupid wedding anymore. I will have my own "wetting" party. I have my own not sparkling, but hot and smells like piss. And I got a massively stretched bladder shooting out piss in the most powerful ways. My own party is starting now... are you coming? There is a secret in this clip.