It's in the middle of the night and I need to pee. I don't expect anyone else to be awake so I just go in the nude. I go to the bathroom and bump into you: "Oh sorry, I didn't realize that anybody else would be awake at this time. I just figured I could go quickly and go naked. You never saw me naked and you probably didn't expect me to have a penis.. well.. this is my penis *laughs* .. you need to pee as well? So why don't we pee together. There is plenty of room..."

"Wow, such a big relief. It's so good to have a penis, don't you think so? Well, see you around tomorrow.. good night...

It's in the middle of the night and I need to pee. I don't expect anyone else to be awake so I just go in the nude. I go to the bathroom and bump into you: "Oh sorry, I didn't realize that anybody else would be awake at this time. I just figured I could go quickly and go naked. You never saw me naked and you probably didn't expect me to have a penis.. well.. this is my penis *laughs* .. you need to pee as well? So why don't we pee together. There is plenty of room..."

"Wow, such a big relief. It's so good to have a penis, don't you think so? Well, see you around tomorrow.. good night :)"