Good morning! I just woke up and it was cold at night, so I was wearing my.. well. I don't know how you call these. They are a crossing of ballet flats and no-show socks. I guess you could call them moccasins. I call them home shoes or house shoes in this clip.

While talking about the shoes, I suddenly have to double sneeze and the sneezing makes me fart. Did you ever have that? Crazy things go on in my body this morning. Anyways, I put one foot with the furry shoe around in the toilet (it's more difficult than it sounds!) and then let go. My morning pee is plenty, yellow and hot. It...

Good morning! I just woke up and it was cold at night, so I was wearing my.. well. I don't know how you call these. They are a crossing of ballet flats and no-show socks. I guess you could call them moccasins. I call them home shoes or house shoes in this clip.

While talking about the shoes, I suddenly have to double sneeze and the sneezing makes me fart. Did you ever have that? Crazy things go on in my body this morning. Anyways, I put one foot with the furry shoe around in the toilet (it's more difficult than it sounds!) and then let go. My morning pee is plenty, yellow and hot. It's amazing how much this shoe resists before I feel the warm wetness around my toes.

The other shoe I want to wet off my foot, as I can't pee as well with the foot there. Instead, I fart and fart and fart again. Several farts onto the shoe and all of a sudden, my bladder feels empty. Better said the urge to pee came from the built up gas as it seems.

No problem, I will just go to bed again and wait until I need to pee. I'll leave that wet shoe on because it feels so nice. See you in part two (which is more pee and less fart and sneeze)

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