Hi Neighbor, can I come in? I got everything we need for the soup, we can start right away. This bowl is nice, can I use that? We'll use that. What are you saying? Peas? Oh no, I didn't bring peas...my very tasty pee soup, which I served at Christmas, does not contain any peas. There must have been a misunderstanding.

I use chips for flavor and then trample them to crumble with my feet. I love to use my feet in cooking, because they are so sensitive. Here, there is crumble on my toes.. try that. Hot spices, right?

Now it's time for some grapes. We only need a few and I like t...

Hi Neighbor, can I come in? I got everything we need for the soup, we can start right away. This bowl is nice, can I use that? We'll use that. What are you saying? Peas? Oh no, I didn't bring peas...my very tasty pee soup, which I served at Christmas, does not contain any peas. There must have been a misunderstanding.

I use chips for flavor and then trample them to crumble with my feet. I love to use my feet in cooking, because they are so sensitive. Here, there is crumble on my toes.. try that. Hot spices, right?

Now it's time for some grapes. We only need a few and I like to pluck them with my mouth. Actually, while I do that, my dress slides down and reveals my breasts... oops.

Then we open a banana with our feet and put it in as well. Do you have a Oh I'll just use my toes again. Then crush all the ingredients with my high heels..

This looks good. Now it's time for the most important ingredient.. piss. I full on piss into the bowl until it basically overflows. Then we put it all in a pan and cook it!

When it's done, we let it cool down a bit and then - dinner is served! Fan of the year award obviously goes to you if you cook my recipe :)