Oh that light is so bright! It's in the middle of the night and I need to pee. I really have to go quickly. I hate it when I wake up with a full bladder like that.

I rush to the toilet, but it's locked. There is only one option, I need to get my shoes and go outside. I am such a tired head, I move like a zombie. I get outside, and find a place where I can pee. Such a relief and it's so cold that there is steam as well rising from the piss. I try to be silent because of my neighbors, but then I let out a big juicy fart. Haha, I got to laugh about it. The irony of wanting to stay silent...

Oh that light is so bright! It's in the middle of the night and I need to pee. I really have to go quickly. I hate it when I wake up with a full bladder like that.

I rush to the toilet, but it's locked. There is only one option, I need to get my shoes and go outside. I am such a tired head, I move like a zombie. I get outside, and find a place where I can pee. Such a relief and it's so cold that there is steam as well rising from the piss. I try to be silent because of my neighbors, but then I let out a big juicy fart. Haha, I got to laugh about it. The irony of wanting to stay silent and then farting so loudly. Oh my.