THE CANING CLUB I have always been a bit wary about making a full-blown spanking video. I mean, Vanessa Redgrave, I am not! Matter of fact, my biggest acting role to date was playing the part of the third angel in a Nativity Pay at Primary school - and I balls that up by larking about behind the scenes and breaking off one of my wings; which did not go down all that well with Mrs. Knight, our form mistress. Ouch! I was the reddest-bottomed angel on the stage. Hardly what you would call R.A.D.A., training, right? Not that this seemed to bother His majesty Harrison-Marks all that much. "It is...

THE CANING CLUB I have always been a bit wary about making a full-blown spanking video. I mean, Vanessa Redgrave, I am not! Matter of fact, my biggest acting role to date was playing the part of the third angel in a Nativity Pay at Primary school - and I balls that up by larking about behind the scenes and breaking off one of my wings; which did not go down all that well with Mrs. Knight, our form mistress. Ouch! I was the reddest-bottomed angel on the stage. Hardly what you would call R.A.D.A., training, right? Not that this seemed to bother His majesty Harrison-Marks all that much. "It is your backside the costumers will be interested in," he told me time and time again, "not your thespian experience." (THESBIAN not LESBIAN!!! I know what you naughty lots are thinking!!!) It wasn't just the Guvnor who was putting the pressure on either.