I take the vegetable out of the fridge so I can fuck my pussy with a 14 inch long, english cucumber. After i fuck my pussy nice and deep for a minute or 2, I penetrate my asshole with the cucumber. and I ride the cucumber until my ass is nice and loose so I can then I gape my ass while on all fours on my kitchen floor with the cucumber while I fart the entire time as I gape my ass nice and wide for you.