My belly is over 9 feet around while sitting. 9. Fucking. Feet. I weight nearly 700 pounds. Seven. Hundred.I wear size 10XL shirts, but I am quickly approaching 12XL (brands are different sizes). This shirt above is a 10XL.I just bought a 6 pound bag of Chicago Mix popcorn (caramel, cheese, and butter popcorn mixed together), and it will be gone by tomorrow. Watch me devour two pounds of it, and see how your video buying is making me the fattest man alive.