After already eating thousands of calories I finish off the third of three packages of cookies before starting my fourth. My old 10XL shirts are not big enough to cover the immensity of my belly. Look at how far my gut is hanging out. Take a look at how big the shirt looks when I take it off and show it off. It's practically a blanket. I want to be able to put it on soon and have it be skin tight and I can only do that if you fatten me the fuck up. So put some feed in this greedy pig's gullet and buy this clip.

After already eating thousands of calories I finish off the third of three packages of cookies before starting my fourth. My old 10XL shirts are not big enough to cover the immensity of my belly. Look at how far my gut is hanging out. Take a look at how big the shirt looks when I take it off and show it off. It's practically a blanket. I want to be able to put it on soon and have it be skin tight and I can only do that if you fatten me the fuck up. So put some feed in this greedy pig's gullet and buy this clip.