The feast has arrived! Two pounds of bacon, two tubs of cream cheese, and half a dozen bagels!!! Oh and a whole half gallon of chocolate milk. Some of it has been sped up (otherwise it would be 35 minutes long -- it took me a bit to eat these babies) and the file has been slightly compressed to help with download issues. The quality is solid though! I slow-moed some jiggles of my giant gut for your pleasure. Please enjoy!