I'm gigantic. I'm huge. I am enormous. These things -- I know -- but it's also fun to hear a finely crafted fat insult every now and then about just how blimp-like I've become. I compiled some of my favorite fat insult comments I've found about me in hate-threads, hate-blogs, and hate-whatevers. This kinda talk really turns me on, so I jiggle along with the insults and show off my endless gut.