As part of my new exercise routine I'm supposed to Hula Hoop for 5 minutes everyday! ...the sparkly shorts were optional. I'm so out of shape, listen to me gasp and moan; and try as a might to hula hoop for as much of those 5 minutes as possible. Also, my chubby butt is . Give in to the Karken*. You know you wanna touch it. *I refer to my ass as the Karken... it's legendary.