I love rocking a pair of fuzzy pits. Razor blades are a waste of money, ingrown hairs are a pain. Why bother with all of that nonsense when I look so sexy like this? You really have a thing for hairy girls. You especially love hairy arm pits. The hairier, the better. So I thought we could play a little game today. Something that combines both of our interest in hairy arm pits... and your interest in getting off to them.

Did you ever play the game Red Light, Green Light? It's a simple game, and we're about to make it even more fun by adding a sexy element. The idea of the game is to...

I love rocking a pair of fuzzy pits. Razor blades are a waste of money, ingrown hairs are a pain. Why bother with all of that nonsense when I look so sexy like this? You really have a thing for hairy girls. You especially love hairy arm pits. The hairier, the better. So I thought we could play a little game today. Something that combines both of our interest in hairy arm pits... and your interest in getting off to them.

Did you ever play the game Red Light, Green Light? It's a simple game, and we're about to make it even more fun by adding a sexy element. The idea of the game is to run forward when you hear "Green light" and stop when you hear "Red light." But let's change it up. Instead of running, you'll be stroking for me. And instead of the light system, why not use my armpits? When I raise my arms, it means GO. When I lower my arms, it means stop. We're going to have so much fun. I can see how excited you're getting. Are you ready?