You think I don't notice you staring? I see you following me around the gym, constantly choosing the machine next to me when I work out. It's obvious that you're looking at my armpits. So what are you, an armpit guy? You like that I don't shave the fuzziness? I avoided wearing deodorant, thinking it might deter guys from wanting to get close to me, but looks like that didn't work. So why don't you come closer, get your face in here? I think you should lick me clean of my sweat before I go home and shower. May as well make yourself useful, instead of being creepy from afar. You're way too mu...

You think I don't notice you staring? I see you following me around the gym, constantly choosing the machine next to me when I work out. It's obvious that you're looking at my armpits. So what are you, an armpit guy? You like that I don't shave the fuzziness? I avoided wearing deodorant, thinking it might deter guys from wanting to get close to me, but looks like that didn't work. So why don't you come closer, get your face in here? I think you should lick me clean of my sweat before I go home and shower. May as well make yourself useful, instead of being creepy from afar. You're way too much fun to tease. Time to give into the addiction of my hairy armpits!