Oh, you thought your date with Miss Joey Alpha was going to end with a sweet kiss? You never imagined you'd wake up bound, gagged, and the human ashtray of a Goddess like this, did you. In this first series, she takes it easy on you, taunting you and lightly humiliating you, ashing on your face and in your eye. But when she puts the smoke out (you won't guess how), you, and she's not done with you yet, ashtray bitch!