Dressed in my resplendent riding gear, sometimes I like to walk around my property searching for trespassers. Once I do locate one, I usually see to it that they are severely punished for daring to step foot on my land. Today I find an unsuspecting hiker and I quickly seduce him into dropping his shorts and grabbing a tree. Of course, I whip him severely and even offer him a job working for me. I inform him that he will make $7 a week, be fed, and receive daily whippings. He will make a nice addition to my stable.