I'm just about ready for bed, but I'm really in a mood to paddle a naughty slave with this heavy paddle my slave gifted me for my birthday, as well as this wonderful coat. He did follow my directions, I did say I wanted a new fur coat for my birthday and a really strong oak paddle.

This thing is so heavy, it's like a baseball bat. Let me show you how heavy this paddle is, wow, that hurts my hand. This paddle is going to hurt so bad, it's going to make you scream in agony, and I'm going to love every minute of it, LOL.