It's such a delight being the wife of a Russian Oligarch. These are just a few of the many furs he has purchased for me. Don't you wish you were one of my fur coats? Don't you wish you could just try one? Well, you have not earned the right. While you are out there freezing, I will just keep right on trying on my collection of furs.

I expound on the virtues of each of my furs and what I love about each one. You should get down on your knees and be grateful that I'm even allowing you a glance at my Fur Collection. Many of my furs have matching hats which I also show you. This is a P... Show more