There you are, you pathetic fool. You've done a great job assembling all my furs for my fur and fashion show party but I don't need you for the rest of the day so I want you to spend the rest of the day under this rug. I'm going to walk all over you, as if you weren't here. At this point I go upstairs to freshen up for the party. I return four hours later to discover that the maid has not come today. And this rug is just so dirty, guess I will just have to vacuum it myself.

I'm getting this rug all nice and clean so that we can step all over it tonight. I hate that I'm having to va... Show more