You wait for me as I return from my run, hoping and anticipating. You want to smell my sweaty wet shoes and socks. Lucky for you, I'm feeling generous so I take off my steamy shoes and let you stick your nose into them and take in the musky aroma. I peel off my sweat-soaked sport socks and rub them into your face. I stuff the socks into your mouth and you crawl away, grateful and happy.