Ho, ho, ho! How are you? You are now sitting on my lap and I got a question: "what do you want for Christmas"? You say you want a "rainbow colored-dildo". That is interesting because Santa do not give presents to homos like you. Homos are always naughty and never good given they suck dicks. All I will give you though are my burps on your face. Just keep sitting on my lap and watch me sip some soda. It feels good and then: BURP! I burped on your homo face! Just sit on my lap and cry knowing that you will never get your "rainbow dildo" for Christmas. Taste my nasty ass burps and sit there wit... Show more