Hello, little step-brother, how are you? You been probably wondering what I plan on getting you for Christmas. The truth is: I am not getting you jack! Last year, I hated what you got me. This year, I got a little something in store for you. Because you were born with balls on your chin, I want you to get on your knees. NO, NO, NO You will not suck me! I'm no homo, you are and a weak excuse for a man. My "present" to you are my hairy ass armpits. See them? Lick my pits and worship them! Lick them with your tongue like a dick sticking out. Taste my pits and the sweat that are on them. Floss ... Show more