Went to the store to buy Christmas socks and my lover hated them!!! What a bummer! So I decided to put them on, show them off, and most of all flex my calf muscles in my legs! Watch as I pump, pump, and pump my calves! See them go up and down and worship them on my manly legs! Years and years of walking has helped me develop those calves and they are fun to show off to the world! Girly socks on a manly body: what an oxymoron!