Santa is one sick motherfucker! Not only does he visit boys and girls on one night of the year but also he collects his own piss! He has lost a lot of weight and still has his beard. He decides to not just take a bath but a "piss splosh bath"! That's right! St. Nick pours his piss all over himself in 8 water bottles to be exact he collected in 5 days! He pours each bottle of piss on him and rubs it on his hair and chest like it's good water! I guess its his way to deal with the bitching and moaning from naughty boys and girls their parents send to the mall each year! He also wear his own so... Show more