I have the worst gas ever and my ass is stinky as fuck. Hot as hell today and I have a bad stomach. My toilet paper sucks but luckily your sorry ass comes in. Get down on your knees and smell my nasty ass farts. Suck them in and also don't forget to clean my hairy ass after working outside in the hot ass 110 degrees Fahrenheit heat. Lick and clean my ass good like the good slave that you are. Also those farts are your dinner too!!!