I was so fucking upset! Came home, looked, and did not see my favorite snack! All I found was Ritz cheesy crackers which I fucking hate! Looking at them, I decided to take the crackers out in the garage and stomp the fuck out of them with my bare feet! It felt good to destroy a food I do not like and loved the images of my feet with crumbs all over. Half way through I decided to do something even more extreme: I unzipped, farted, then pissed all over the crushed Ritz crackers! Oh it looked good seeing my pee all over the disgusting crackers! After I was done pissing, I decided to stomp all ... Show more