Holy where is your dick? I can’t even see it from here! That’s soooo fucking gross! Ew! Why did you take your pants off?!? Look at that thing! I can barely see it, that tiny pathetic gross little dick. Here, let me get my glasses on to see that nasty thing. Ew! That’s so disgusting why did I put my glasses on? Even with my glasses I barely see it, you must be fucking ashamed of yourself!