Whitney and I just got back and as we’re walking into our back porch, we see all these little men! What the hell are they doing here?! So there’s no way to stop this army besides to CRUSH them underneath our huge feet! We smoosh, stomp and grind them into the ground! Lookie here though... An escapee! Hmmm what kind of things can we do to this little guy, I mean look how much bigger and stronger we are. We could rip you from limb to limb, maybe even eat you! Yummy!