Hi! I just called you because I'm going to tell you something very important, so it is better if you sit down. So, i just want to tell you the truth, that i am about to break up with you. I won't go back to home ever again . I have to whisper, because he is next to me and i don't want him to wake up because of you... We were fucking all night long, you know he is tired . You can throw out my stuff, because he bought me new ones already. I see that you want to know all the details, but I think it is less humiliating if we just say goodbye... Hmmm... Interesting, so you want to hear why he is...

Hi! I just called you because I'm going to tell you something very important, so it is better if you sit down. So, i just want to tell you the truth, that i am about to break up with you. I won't go back to home ever again . I have to whisper, because he is next to me and i don't want him to wake up because of you... We were fucking all night long, you know he is tired . You can throw out my stuff, because he bought me new ones already. I see that you want to know all the details, but I think it is less humiliating if we just say goodbye... Hmmm... Interesting, so you want to hear why he is better than you, and you even want to know all the dirty details how we met ... This is what you wanted, so here we go... Stay quiet and learn, you little beta loser !