Ashley went to her high school reunion only to be hit on by every bald, low testosterone, washed up, divorced, middle aged male in attendance. She can't take anymore and goes outside to call her friend and have a smoke. While she is outside you show up (to hit on her.) She immediately begins calling you baldie and fatty is furious you even have the guts to talk to her. But then, it occurs to her.... she can take your money, run up your credit cards, and have anything from you that she wants just by pretending like you have a chance to have sex with her. She takes you home to her house after yo... Show more