That's right fuck face. You're a fucking LOSER for LIFE. What?! Like you can change to be a REAL MAN? No fucking way. This is your way of life, forever. Always being a little jerk off junkie, staring at the computer, in the basement, living with step-mommy and step-daddy. You're always going to be this measly worthless little idiot. Staring and jerking your life away. But there's nothing better than that for a LOSER.