Oh, look at you! You little pathetic thing. So tiny and weak. I'm going to take you home and train you like a good! That's right. Now let's start. SIT! STAY! GOOD! Awe, you really like being a good pet for me to play with. You need to enterain me too pet! Now, what do little pets like you do to make me laugh. Oh, maybe you can hump a stuffed ... or roll around on the floor! Wiggle your tail too! HAHA.