You are no man. Not a real man. You need to go hide in the closet. haha! Seriously, you're never going to fuck this. Ever. I need a real man to fuck. I guess I'll have to get one to come over. Maybe I'll let you watch from the closet. Maybe even get to suck his dick so I don't have to. You can even clean up the mess afterward. But that's all you are good for!