(This video includes visual effects.) It's been so long since we've hung out! I bet it's that girl you've been talking to... what? You think what I'm wearing is too much? I've always dressed like this with you! I feel like we've been growing a part, and it sucks. Would you do anything for me? ANYTHING, for your best friend? If you're serious, I have a solution. If I take away your balls, you won't need another woman in your life.

(This video includes visual effects.) It's been so long since we've hung out! I bet it's that girl you've been talking to... what? You think what I'm wearing is too much? I've always dressed like this with you! I feel like we've been growing a part, and it sucks. Would you do anything for me? ANYTHING, for your best friend? If you're serious, I have a solution. If I take away your balls, you won't need another woman in your life.