I have a special surprise for you today honey. We go to our bedroom and I start teasing and dancing for you, telling you that we are going to have some amazing sex. I then chant something you ignore since Im showing off my body to you and you start to feel funny. Whats wrong honey, not feeling well? You look like you're shrinking little by little. HAHAHA yes! It worked! Ive casted a spell on you to make you 5 inches. Why would I do that?! Well.....See I married you because I thought you were so hot and turned me on but.....I didn't expect you have a micro penis. I HATE fucking such a usele... Show more