The useless housekeeper must now clean the bathroom. I send him to clean the toilet. To scrub it.

He continues to do an awful job – so I have him lick the toilet seat to show he hasn’t cleaned it.

When I come to check his work, it’s still disgusting.

I have him gag on the toilet brush to show how awful it is.

I do one last check and it just needs a good flush... with his head in it.