This is a custom video, no names are used (Except Ron and Ronald, obviously).

"You are Hermione Granger and Ron (your boyfriend and in POV), has found out that you were just at the hospital wing having Madame Pomfrey pull Draco Malfoy's incredibly large head out of your ass after a failed attempt and voring him from behind. Upset about this, Ron confronts you. He asks you why Draco and not him. Surprised, you tell him that you assumed he would be too vanilla to try something like that and then you go on explaining what your fantasy is and make a little fun of him for even attemptin... Show more