Remember Saturday night when you got Silly and told my gay best friend you wanted to fuck him? Yea, he told me all about it. I also know all about your gay porn addiction, I paid your secretary to go snooping... So strange when you pretend to be a homophobe. You know I'd be open to it, baby, so let's do it, let me get you all excited while you think about sucking his big, hard cock... better yet, imagine me being fucked by him... hmmm... you sick little bastard, you like that, don't you?