You want to fuck me... with that tiny thing? You're kidding, right? Let me show you the only way you're going to get off tonight - it's with a pair of pliers. Your dick is small enough to fit, so jerk with them and fantasize about cutting that useless thing off once and for all... Don't pretend like you haven't thought about it... Just look at these big tits and how you could never fuck a girl like me (or anyone else for that matter!)... would it really be such a big deal? Now use those pliers to jerk to my perfection and eventually cut it off and put yourself out of your misery.