Part of Delilah Dee's 31 day Bellyween Special Series:

One day you (POV) come across your favourite movie villain, Serleena from Men in Black 2!! You tell her you're her biggest fan and all you've ever wanted was to be eaten by her. She thinks it's cute that you're fawning over her and tells you a little secret that the movie had to leave out to keep its PG rating - she doesn't eat her prey with her mouth!!

Shocked, but even more eager to see where you'll enter her glorious belly, she checks that nobody's around, starts unzipping her pants and bends over...