Aww honey why are you up? You should be napping... oh wow, I see the problem. It's a BIG problem isn't it? Ok... well mommies don't usually do this, but this is your first time with this particular "problem". Let's see what I can do to help you out... Take off your pants and let me help you get rid of that bulge, alright? I'll have you sorted in a little while so you can go back to bed.

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