Why does Santa say Ho Ho Ho and what does he mean?

Ah, I just love Christmas! I have a Christmas assignment for you. What I am thinking here is to dress you up in nothing, but the red ribbon. I would love to place you in the Santa Claus Sack, so he can take you from house to house. You know, there are many horny men, who are wishing for Christmas to get a tight ass like yours. Per the arrival to their houses, I want you to jump out of the Santas bag, just like a stripper, and satisfy all those horny men. YOU ARE THE PRESENT. Make the dreams of those horny men come true! Santa and I... Show more