YOU'RE A SIMP, MY SIMP. YOUR WIFE IS A SIMPETTE, MY SIMPETTE! BOTH OF YOU SIMP FOR ME NOW! YOU BOTH DO SIMP TASKS AND SEND TO ME, BOTH GET USED AS MY HUMAN ASHTRAYS, SO IT IS HARD FOR ME TO DECIDE WHICH ONE OF YOU SIMPS THE HARDEST AND SERVES ME BEST. SO YOU AND THAT SLUT WIFE WILL NOW BE IN COMPETITION WITH EACH OTHER NO MORE SIMPING TOGETHER UNLESS I COMMAND IT. SO GET READY TO PROVE WHICH ONE GETS TO BE MY SIMP FOR LIFE AND WHICH OF YOU GETS KICKED OUT OF MY FEMPIRE. READY SET SIMP!