I'm in the middle of telling my girlfriend, Lady Bellatrix about a fart session I had in Toronto when she lets one rip. We see you grovelling at our feet and take great pleasure in verbally humiliating you and teasing you with our sweaty asses. Of course your job will be to clean our pungent armpits without touching us with your hands. We go into great detail about worshipping our filth in many ways...