I know all about your cardboard box of secrets and credit card statements of shame. Your job and marriage are on line and you need a confidant to help you through this double life. I can't possibly do this job forever; what l need is another raise and new credit card to support my crypto and real estate investing. Do we have an understanding? Great. Another thing... I'm taking your wife on a date along with my lover. I've been fucking him and adding his sperm to your coffee.