Being married to you has been a waste of my time, now that I have maxed out your credit cards. All you have left is your little THING. At that little thing is of no use to me- I have my lovers to satisfy me. Your little thing is the reason you bore me. I hate boredom, so I have a solution: Cutting it off. I have just the instrument for this. Question is, how do I proceed? Do I cut off your balls first, then your dick? Right testicle first, or the left? For once, you present me with so many choices.....