TS Staci had some cheap flooring installed. Full of ripples and lumps. We discuss home improvement projects as I test the floor. Staci says the face is comfortable and I sit on it. We examine its tiny cock: a knot in the wood! We stick a hollow dildo on the knot. Home improvement: Now he can be used as a doorstopper. Should we crazy glue it on? Stickers? And get a cute floor guy to remove them? Floor struggles to breathe which isn't a big deal. We have lots of plans for floor to amuse our guests.