Screw the stairmaster... give me a pony ride! I wake up this wimpy boy I'm babysitting, ask him if he likes ponies, and when he answers yet I turn him into my personal ponyboy. I him to carry me up and down the stairs and I make him do lifts and squats too. I make him lick my boots and continue to carry me and ignore his suffering. This ponyboy hurt his back really badly because I wouldn't allow him to stop. Giddyup!