The last time my husband made me steak it was over done. He should know by now how I like my meat: tenderized and on the rare to blue rare side. Hubby is naked on the kitchen island with arm restrains. I decide to demonstrate how to prepare meat: on his ass. While talking about the use of kitchen implements I brutally paddle and cane his ass. I remind him that to properly prepare steak juices must come to the surface before adding oil and salt. Things get messy but this is is how you keep a marriage strong. Once his skin is broken and red I rub oil and and salt on his wounds before adding t... Show more