Office life can be really boring generally. My office bitch entertains me though. He originally applied to work for me with a resume so I keep him naked underneath my desk all day when I'm not him. He at least keeps my heels polished and sweaty stockings cleaned. I need to look perfect for every single meeting and a little stress relief on my feet works wonders. If he doesn't work I trample him. When I'm bored of him I pass him onto the other women in the office.